Poopyhead Card Game - The Game Where Number 2 Always Wins! - All must play their cards on a pile, keeping in mind that they play the right order: Toilet - Poo - Paper - Wash your hands. Once a player cannot play a card, he immediately pushes the whoopie cushion. Now, whoever has the most cards left, will need to place a poo on his head. After 5 games, the player with the most poo on his head loses!