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Feed Me - Greeting Card

Feed Me - Greeting Card-Emily Martian-The Impractical Pig

Cats are douchebags. As we used to say in my house, "Our cat lets us live here." This greeting card is the truth about your feline friends. Let this Emily Martian greeting card say what your kitty really feels. Adult humor at it's finest, this card will make everyone laugh, especially the cat ladies. *meow hiss*

Emily was born in a log cabin in 1823 to a mule farmer. Her greatest accomplishment was swimming the English Channel wearing nothing but a zoot suit. She is a highly talented cartoonist, although she prefers to be called doodler extraordinaire and has an interesting sense of humor. Lastly she studied physics at Harvard University and is a certified rocket scientist. If you don't believe it then you've misplaced your inner child. 

But fear not! She also has a time machine!

Follow Emily on Instagram: @stoopidgirl
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$ 3.00